I must grumble

Ok so how many of you voted Labour on Thursday? Ok so just Mr Brown. So how many of you voted for the Looney party? Ok so none of you voted Tory. Ok so how many of you want to be an Mp? Oh! All of you. Why is that? You want an expenses account; well I am sorry you will just have to join the queue.

Now next week I have to pay for my street light and my bin to be emptied that is going to cost me £128, £1280 per year. Funny that on average in Spain it only costs £200 per year for your bin to be emptied every day. Still I should think there may be councillor’s expenses to pay.

Now as I am sure you all know Dewhurst the butcher is now the new owner of the Post office. You can find the Post office on the 1st floor of W H Smith. If you telephone the Post office you will need to look in a phone book compiled by Dewhurst the butcher. You will need to look under Royal Mail, who will then tell you that you have got the wrong number. Please redial and ring W H Smith they will tell you they know nothing about it, and have you tried the one stop shop, who may have something to do with Abdul Amid, where you can pay your water bill. Sounds familiar! You have not seen anything yet. Just you wait until Dewhurst the butcher starts to sell meat.

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