It was time to clean out Stanleys cage. Stanley is a ten year old South American parrot, that speaks perfect English. "p*** o**" said Stanley. Now come on Stanley you know you have to be cleaned. Just then there was a bang on the door. Oh it must be Agnus back from the shops. Yes it was Agnus escorted by two policemen. "Have a nice f****** day" said Agnus to the two nice policemen, now walking down the path. "Hello slag" shouted Stanley. "f*** o**" said Agnus. "Did you have a nice time at the shops Agnus?". " mind your own f****** business" said Agnus. I was glad Agnus was in a good mood, it made a nice change.
"Would you like a nice cup of tea Agnus?" " I hate f****** tea" said Agnus. Agnus had gone off tea ever since she had been de-ported, two years ago. Its a long story, but the main reason was when she set fire to the hotel bedroom because she said she felt cold.
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