Top words of the day

Tweets and top words of the day> Manchester united,fergie, hacking,euromillions, youtube, harry potter,cheryl cole, kate price, google, lady gaga, emma watson, twitter, facebook, celebs, xfacter, coronation street, emmerdale, eastenders, search, william and kate, the queen, beckham, david cameron, ebay,

How did you find all my bits

Thank you for veiwing my blog, all my bits. I would be grateful if you could tell me how you found me, ie what search you used? What search engine ect. Please advise me in comments.

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The further adventures of Carl and Agnus.

It was time to clean out Stanleys cage. Stanley is a ten year old South American parrot, that speaks perfect English. "p*** o**" said Stanley. Now come on Stanley you know you have to be cleaned. Just then there was a bang on the door. Oh it must be Agnus back from the shops. Yes it was Agnus escorted by two policemen. "Have a nice f****** day" said Agnus to the two nice policemen, now walking down the path.

"Hello slag" shouted Stanley. "f*** o**" said Agnus. "Did you have a nice time at the shops Agnus?". " mind your own f****** business" said Agnus. I was glad Agnus was in a good mood, it made a nice change.

"Would you like a nice cup of tea Agnus?" " I hate f****** tea" said Agnus. Agnus had gone off tea ever since she had been de-ported, two years ago. Its a long story, but the main reason was when she set fire to the hotel bedroom because she said she felt cold.

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Ghost at Speke Hall?

This image of the entrance to Speke Hall in Liverpool was taken in May 2009. If you look carefully in the arch to the left of the door I can make out what looks like a femail person in a long dress looking at, what looks like a dog on the other side of the door.

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Bad Driving

Have you seen a bad driver? Have they been driving too fast? Name and shame here.

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Liverpool a place with everything

Liverpool has everything. Great shopping, interesting sights,museums,the Albert dock,two cathedrals. Take a look!

Liverpool One shopping area.

I must grumble

Ok so how many of you voted Labour on Thursday? Ok so just Mr Brown. So how many of you voted for the Looney party? Ok so none of you voted Tory. Ok so how many of you want to be an Mp? Oh! All of you. Why is that? You want an expenses account; well I am sorry you will just have to join the queue.

Now next week I have to pay for my street light and my bin to be emptied that is going to cost me £128, £1280 per year. Funny that on average in Spain it only costs £200 per year for your bin to be emptied every day. Still I should think there may be councillor’s expenses to pay.

Now as I am sure you all know Dewhurst the butcher is now the new owner of the Post office. You can find the Post office on the 1st floor of W H Smith. If you telephone the Post office you will need to look in a phone book compiled by Dewhurst the butcher. You will need to look under Royal Mail, who will then tell you that you have got the wrong number. Please redial and ring W H Smith they will tell you they know nothing about it, and have you tried the one stop shop, who may have something to do with Abdul Amid, where you can pay your water bill. Sounds familiar! You have not seen anything yet. Just you wait until Dewhurst the butcher starts to sell meat.

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